Top 10 Best "Herbert the Pervert" Quotes

1You're startin' to piss me off, you little piggly son of a bitch. Call me.


2You like Popsicles? Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.


3MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm


4It's me again, just lonely here, thinking bout the paperboy, wondering when he's gonna bring me some good news


5And don't you mouth off to me, or I'm gonna slap you right in your penis


6Get your fat ass over here


7You know what day it is? It's bath day... Not for you silly, for me! Know anybody with a strong pair of hands to help me in and out of the tub?


8Looks like the good Lord sent us a conversation starter


9If it gets too hot and sweaty for you out here, feel free to take your shirt off


10Sweet Jesus!


11Dammit! I'm missing Boy Meets World for this?!


12Hand me my paper son or I'll have to use my Grabber


13Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins


14That's a mighty fine throwing arm you got there Chris


15I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to be an ice cream truck


16What's going on in my pants? Looks like we got six more weeks of winter.


17Ok everyone except Chris keep their pants on and we'll figure this out


18Come on Jesse, come on, get the ball!


19Guess who...


20Bring your fat space ass back here


21Alright everyone but Chris keep your pants on and let's figure this out.


22Oh my, I'm being robbed and there are no police around to help me, I hope you don't find the money strapped to my thigh


23Are you a giving tree, or a receiving tree?


24I know what boys like, I know what guys want. I know what boys like, boys like, boys like me


25Did he say strap in or strap on?


26Come on Jesse, time for your poops and pees


27Jackpot!


28Holy moly! It must be my birthday!


29You don't wanna hurt yourself dancing, you better stretch out those creamy hamstrings


30Chris. Take your pants off.


31Hi Kyle!


32Your tip is in my pocket... reach on in and grab it


33I'm one lucky sumbitch


34Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy


35Now, we all can settle this like little sexy teenagers